Total Medals Earned: 2,381 (From 427 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,090 Points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
Collect all the rainbow gems
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
Medals Earned: 12/20 (110/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 2/4 (110/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Get the "best" ending
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 9/18 (95/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 9/40 (45/495 points)
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get some more rupees.
Get 50 rupees!
Play the HARD challenge mode.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/490 points)
Get 10 headshots
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/75 points)