Total Medals Earned: 2,365 (From 422 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,870 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 15/21 (145/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/290 points)
Rescue a carpenter
Rescue a warrior
Rescue a torch man
Rescue the plant kid
Rescue everyone
Win the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/175 points)
Beat World 1
Beat World 2
Beat World 3
Beat World 4
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Medals Earned: 11/29 (70/500 points)
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
You may not want to use these too much.
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/430 points)
Send your dead body over a Jump
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row